It is easier to raise a child than repair an adult.

Cleaning your house while your children are growing
is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing!

Ask not what your mother can do for you. . .
. . .but what you can do for your mother!

Be kind to your kids. . .
Someday they'll choose your nursing home!

Children are so often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.

Because I'm the Mom. . .That's why!!

You can't scare me.
I have kids!

Money isn't everything,
but it keeps the kids in touch.

The most dangerous place on earth
is between a mother and her child.

Nevermind the dog.
Beware of the kids.

I childproofed my house,
but they still get in!

All adolescents would profile as sociopaths.
~~Matthew Gray Gubler~~
~as Dr. Spencer Reed on "Criminal Minds"~

Nothing ruins good parenting like teenagers.

The first 40 years of parenting are always the hardest.

If raising children were going to be easy,
it wouldn't have started with something called labor!

Children are a handful sometimes. . .
And a heartful always.

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