~~Men & Women~~

Well behaved women seldom make history.

A clean house is the sign of a dull woman.

If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him. . .
. . .is he still wrong?

If men are from Mars. . .
Why don't they just go home?!

When I die, bury me at the mall
so my wife will come visit me.

A retired husband is a wife�s full time job.

If the women don't find you handsome,
they should at least find you handy.
~~Red Green~~

Women aren't supposed to make coffee.
The Bible says "Hebrews".

Any day with hair is still a good hair day.

My husband says I never listen to him.
At least I think that's what he said. . .

Why is it that when a man says "no", the discussion is closed,
but when a woman says "no" the negotiation is supposed to begin?

It is better to have loved and lost
than to live with the psycho the rest of your life!

I worry there is no PMS,
and this is just my real personality!

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