~~Men & Women~~
Well behaved women seldom make history.
A clean house is the sign of a dull woman.
If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him. . .
. . .is he still wrong?
If men are from Mars. . .
Why don't they just go home?!
When I die, bury me at the mall
so my wife will come visit me.
A retired husband is a wife�s full time job.
If the women don't find you handsome,
they should at least find you handy.
Women aren't supposed to make coffee.
The Bible says "Hebrews".
Any day with hair is still a good hair day.
My husband says I never listen to him.
At least I think that's what he said. . .
Why is it that when a man says "no", the discussion is closed,
but when a woman says "no" the negotiation is supposed to begin?
It is better to have loved and lost
than to live with the psycho the rest of your life!
I worry there is no PMS,
and this is just my real personality!
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