Don't take life so seriously.
It isn't permanent.

I know nothing with any certainty,
but the sight of stars makes me dream.
~~Vincent Van Gogh~~

Life in not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

Life is not a spectacle or feast;
it is a predicament.
~~Spanish philosopher George Santayana~~

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
~~Calvin & Hobbes~~

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.

Live a good life.
And in the end, it's not the years in a life,
it's the life in the years.
~~Abraham Lincoln~~

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
~~Albert Einstein~~

Old age is like a bank account:
you withdraw from what you've put in.

Don't count the days.
Make the days count.

We're not here for a long time. . .
We're here for a good time!

If music be the food of love,
play on!

Life is tough.
It's tougher if your stupid.

Gone crazy. Be back later.

When the going gets tough,
the tough use duct tape.

Some people march to a different drummer. . .
. . .and some people Polka!

Age doesn't make you forgetful.
Having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.

Am I getting older
or is the supermarket playing great music?!

Who ever said happy was only an hour?!

At my age, "happy hour" is naptime.

Having someplace to go is Home.
Having someone to love is Family.
Having both is a Blessing.

Take life with a grain of salt. . .
. . .a wedge of lime & a shot of Tequila!

When life gives you lemons. . .
make lemonade.
When life hands you limes. . .
make Margaritas!!

Good morning is an oxymoron.

A cheap thrill is still a thrill.

Even stupid questions have answers.

I may live in my own little world, but that's okay.
They know me there.

If everyone agreed with me. . .
. . .They'd all be right!

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

Chocolate: the other food group!

Don't make me have to chose between love and chocolate.

Celebrate life with ketchup.

I am not a glutton.
I am an explorer of food!
~~Erma Bombeck~~

Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.

Everything slows down with age,
except the time it takes cake & ice cream to reach your hips.

Just remember: if the world didn't suck,
we'd all fall off.

Stress is when you wake up screaming,
and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

When you're right, nobody remembers.
When you're wrong. . .nobody ever forgets!

If you think nobody cares,
just try missing a few payments.

Born free.
Taxed to death!

It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

A happy childhood lasts forever.

Education isn't preparation for life. Education IS life itself.

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