~~"Deep" Thoughts~~

What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?

Even if the voices are not real,
they have some pretty good ideas.

Even though I don't have all the things I want,
I'm really grateful for the things that I don't have that I don't want.

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday.

The road to enlightenment is currently under repair.

If we knew what we were doing
it wouldn't be called Research.
~~Albert Einstein~~

God created all things.
Elastic waistbands are my favorite.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~~Benjamin Franklin~~

Just imagine if in his inaugural address John F. Kennedy had said,
"Ask not what your country can, you know, do for you,
but what you can, like, do for your country, actually".
~~David McCollough~~

Elvis isn't dead. He just went home.
~~Agent K from "Men in Black"~~

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